WWE Survivor Series 2016
by Scrooge McSuck
- It's the battle for brand supremacy! Live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, on November 20th, 2016. Everyone and their mother is sitting at ringside to call the action. For the opener, we've got Mauro and JBL for Smackdown Live, and Corey and Byron for Raw. The Kickoff Show featured two matches: TJ Perkins, Rich Swann, and Noam Dar defeated Drew Gulak, Tony Nese, and Ariya Daivari, and Kane defeated Luke Harper.
Charlotte (w/ Dana Brooke), Sasha Banks, Bayley, Nia Jax, and Alicia Fox vs. Nikki Bella, Becky Lynch, Carmella, Alexa Bliss, and Naomi:
Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Rules. Hold the phone... Nikki Bella has been attacked backstage (from behind of course, and she didn't see who did it), so she's out and "Coach" Natalya will be taking her place. Hmm, I wonder who could be responsible for this heinous act! On paper, in a kayfabe world, Team Raw has the clear advantage. I still don't get why Becky wasn't the default Captain, since EVERY OTHER TEAM IS LEAD BY THE CHAMPION. Carmella and Alicia Fox start. Carmella takes exception to being shoved on her butt, and Fox with a Northern Lights Suplex for two. Carmella with a spinning head scissors and the Bronco Buster for two. Becky tags in, as does Bayley, but then Charlotte tags herself in to annoy the crowd. Sasha Banks makes the crowd happy by doing the same. Chaos erupts, with Nia Jax taking her sweet time to come to the rescue, shoving off THE ENTIRE SMACKDOWN TEAM. Becky with a quick roll-up on Sasha for two. Sasha with a back slide for two. Charlotte walks into a pair of arm-drags. Becky with the Disarm-Her, but Charlotte scrambles for the ropes. Nia Jax carries Becky into the corner and charges in with an avalanche. Carmella runs into a clothesline. Alexa (big pop) gets belly-bumped. Naomi comes off the middle rope, but Jax catches her and does the same to her as she did Alexa. Natalya and Carmella with a shoulder tackle, but Nia bounces off the ropes and lays both out with clotheslines. Carmella misses a Brono Buster and Fox slams her face into the turnbuckle. Scissors Kick is botched horribly, but Carmella still jobs at 6:23. Alexa throws Fox into the turnbuckle and comes off the top with the Twisted Bliss to eliminate Alicia Fox at 6:45.
Charlotte runs in and Alexa quickly hops on her back with a sleeper. Naomi in with a sit-out jaw breaker. Naomi takes shots at the entire Raw team, heads to the top rope, and comes flying off with a body press on Nia Jax. Jax rams Naomi into the post and throws her off the apron, and Naomi is counted-out at 8:21. Alexa throws Sasha down by the hair and body surfs her while stomping her face into the canvas. Sasha fights out of the corner and drives a knee to the face of Natalya. She stacks up Nattie and Alexa in the corner for the double knees spot, but Nattie escapes. Sasha follows her to the floor with the double knees from the apron. Back inside, Natalya cradles Sasha. Alexa interrupts the back stabber, and Natalya rolls up Sasha for three at 10:21. Charlotte and Natalya trade chops until Natalya connects with the Discus Clothesline. Charlotte goes to the top rope, but Natalya takes her down with a sit-out Powerbomb for two. Natalya with the Sharpshooter, but Charlotte makes it to the ropes. She kills Natalya with a running boot, and the Player-Coach is gone at 11:59. Becky sneaks in with a back suplex. Alexa tags herself in, and they argue. Nia misses a double clothesline, but manages to counter a double suplex. Jax misses a charge to the corner. Alexa with a body press, and Becky assists with a missile dropkick. They botch a Double DDT spot. Becky with the Disarm-Her, and Jax taps at 13:35.
We're down to Becky and Alexa against Charlotte and Bayley. Nia Jax wipes out Becky before she officially leaves the ring area. Charlotte with a boot to the head of Alexa Bliss, eliminating her at 14:09 and leaving Becky alone. Charlotte stomps her down in the corner and covers for two. She goes for the Figure-Four, but Becky counters with a forearm. She comes off the ropes with clotheslines and a leg lariat. STRAIGHT FIRE FOREARM and Exploder Suplex. Becky goes to the top rope and hits the Dublin Jam for two. Bayley tags in and wins a slugfest. Becky comes back with an Exploder for two. Becky with a snap leg drop and elbow drop. Bayley avoids another leg drop and hits the sliding clothesline, followed by an elbow to the back for two. Bayley avoids the Disarm-Her and takes Becky over with a suplex. Becky goes for the ropes again, but Bayley grabs the ropes. BAYLEY-TO-BELLY and we're done at 17:54, leaving Bayley and Charlotte as the Survivors. Charlotte attacks Bayley post-match, because she didn't get the glory spot. *** Some eliminations seem a bit rushed, there was no point of having Dana Brooke at ringside, and of all the people to protect, you do it with Naomi? Other than that, non-stop action with some cute spots and a lot of clean jobs to not make the Survivor Series matches a joke (yet).
- James Ellsworth is wandering around backstage before he's met by Gallows and Anderson. What is the obsession with quoting FAIRY TALES?! Gallows and Anderson do their best to make as many chin jokes as possible. Great, someone on Vince's staff watched an episode of Tosh.0 and found his "20 seconds to make as many puns as possible" sketch the funniest thing in the world. Ellsworth then shares a moment with Foley, and then Braun Strowman shows up to scare him off (with callback to when Strowman squashed Ellsworth on the 1st split episode of Raw).
WWE Intercontinental Championship Match:
No build up for this. It started as Dolph Ziggler issuing a challenge to anyone on Monday Night Raw, but then Miz stole a victory to regain the Championship, she gets plugged into the spot, and Dolph is left with nothing to do. Cole, Byron, JBL, and Otunga are calling the action now. Lockup and they both go for the arm. Zayn with a twisting wrist-lock counter into a cover for a pin attempt. Miz sweeps the leg, comes off the ropes, and gets taken over with an arm drag. Zayn with a cradle for a two count. Wins and losses don't matter, but Zayn is 3-0 in his career against Miz. Zayn with a jumping heel kick, knocking Miz to the floor. Zayn teases a dive, but Miz moves out of the way. Good move on Zayn not to jump, Miz wouldn't catch him if his life depended on it. Zayn with a moonsault off the barricade. Maryse gets in his face, buying Miz time to clip his knee. Back inside, Miz comes off the top with an axe-handle. Zayn comes back with chops and mounted punches, but Miz quickly regains control by taking the leg out from under him. Zayn pulls the ropes down on a charge attempt, but Miz prevents another dive attempt. He slams the leg against the post to continue his efforts in crippling the challenger.
The Miz © (w/ Maryse) vs. Sami Zayn:
Back in the ring, Miz with a boot to the back of the head for two. Zayn blocks a Figure-Four attempt. They trade blows until Miz kicks the knee. Miz off the ropes and Zayn lays him out with a clothesline. Zayn with another clothesline, sending Miz to the floor. He hobbles his way into hitting a somersault senton, and to my shock, MIZ WAS THERE TO CATCH HIM! Mostly. Back inside, Zayn with a Michinoku Driver for two. Miz avoids the Blue Thunder Bomb and goes for the Figure-Four, but Zayn cradles him for two. Miz with a DDT for two. Miz chooses this moment to channel his inner Daniel Bryan, connecting with a trio of running dropkicks into the corner. Miz with the Awesome Clothesline. Zayn counters an axe-handle attempt with the Blue Thunder Bomb for two. Zayn sets up for the Helluva Kick, but the leg is bothering him. Zayn counters the Skull Crushing Finale with a roll-up for two. Exploder Suplex into the turnbuckle. Miz avoids the Helluva Kick and slaps on the Figure-Four. Zayn goes for the ropes, but Miz pulls him back to the center of the ring. Zayn turns it over, and then Miz turns it back, but they end up in the ropes. Miz with Yes!-Kicks. Zayn ducks the roundhouse, sweeps the leg, and applies his own Figure-Four, and it's EVEN WORSE THAN MIZ EVER DID. The bell rings out of nowhere, and it turns out to be Maryse. Zayn released the hold, thinking he had won, and Miz rolls him up for the real victory at 14:15 to retain. *** Good match, but nothing spectacular. The right move was made to keep the Intercontinental Title on Smackdown.
Heath Slater & Rhyno, American Alpha, The Usos, The Hype Bros, and Breezango vs. The New Day, Sheamus & Cesaro, The Club, Enzo & Cass, and The Shining Stars:
Modified rules for this one: When one member of a tag team is eliminated, that means the entire team is eliminated. How the hell did the Shining Stars get the spot on the team over Goldust and R-Truth? I'm not trying to defend "Golden Truth", but at least they're over. Entrances alone eats up 10-minutes, thanks to Enzo and Cass and the New Day getting promo time. When the dust clears, it's Fandango and Big E starting. Fandango gives out tickets to everyone, ESPECIALLTY Xavier Woods. Big E grabs him, and the Midnight Hour eliminates Breezango at 0:43. Breeze sells it like Fandango's been shot. Jimmy Uso lays out Kofi with a Super-Kick and the New Day are gone at 1:10! HOLY CRAP. Who expected the Champions going down first? Big Cass with a knee to the midsection. Epico gets nailed with a forearm. Ryder with a one-man flapjack. Mojo tags in and does a goofy dance as Corey calls him Tuesday's resident idiot. Hard to argue that point. Mojo clips the knee of Epico for two. Epico with a basement dropkick. Primo stomps away as the crowd chants for Slater. Rawley ducks under a clothesline from Anderson and hits a body press. Ryder with the double knees in the corner, followed by a missile dropkick. He unloads with forearms, but the Broski Boot is avoided. Ryder with the wrecking ball dropkick to take out Gallows and Anderson. Back inside, Anderson meets Ryder with a knee to the head, and the Magic Killer eliminates the Hype Bros at 5:08.
American Alpha with a double dropkick to Gallows and Anderson. Epico saves Gallows in the corner, and now Gable gets worked over in the corner. Sheamus stomps him down, and I can't tell what's more blinding, his red shirt and trunks or white skin. Epico with a slingshot elbow drop for two. WHO GRABS A CHIN-LOCK WITH SEVEN PARTNERS TO TAG?! Gable escapes with a takeover, but gets caught with a series of suplexes (a back, a German, and delayed vertical) for two. Gable avoids a charge and dumps Epico over the top rope. Jordan lifts Primo onto his shoulders, and Gable comes off the top with the bulldog to eliminate the Shining Stars at 8:08. The remaining 12 men come in for a rumble, leaving Slater and Rhyno and Enzo and Cass for their own spotlight slugfest. Cass launches Enzo over the top rope onto a pile. Cass with the big boot to take Rhyno out. Slater to the top rope and he dives onto the pile with a wicked stage dive. Jordan and Gable look to add to the fun, but Sheamus lays out Gable with an axe-handle. Jordan with the Alpha-Plex on Sheamus. Cesaro with the Giant Swing. Gable takes him down with the rolling German Suplex, and Jordan launches him over the top with a somersault plancha. Gallows with a boot to Jordan and the Magic Killer eliminates American Alpha at 10:39.
Slater takes on both Club members by himself. Running high knee to Anderson and a leg lariat to Gallows. Anderson recovers quickly, planting Slater with a spine-buster. Slater tries slugging it out with Sheamus, unsuccessfully. Sheamus meets the post on the charge, but Gallows cuts off the tag. He plants Slater with a slam and drops a series of elbows. Gallows accidentally on purpose knocks Enzo off the apron, and the distraction buys time for Rhyno to tag in and the GORE~! to Gallows means The Club is gone at 12:28. Big Cass with boots to Rhyno and Slater. Enzo comes off the top with the Rocket Launcher on Rhyno, and the Smackdown Champs are gone at 12:50. Enzo pounds away at Jimmy Uso, but runs into a Super-Kick. Jey from the top rope with the Splash and Enzo and Cass are gone at 13:26. Sheamus with the clubbing forearms across the chest of Jey, followed by a rolling fireman's carry. Brogue Kick misses and Jey hits an enzuigiri. Double Super-Kick to Cesaro. Sheamus hits Jimmy with a Brogue Kick, tosses Jey, and covers for two. Sheamus with White Noise, but Jimmy with the blind tag and he comes off the ropes with a splash. Cesaro with running uppercuts to Jey, followed by a springboard twisting elbow. Cesaro dropkicks Jimmy off the top rope, to the floor, and 619 to Jey. Cesaro from the top with a diving body press for two. Cesaro with the Giant Swing and I'm getting sick watching it. He transitions to the Sharpshooter, but Jimmy with a Super-Kick to the knee and tope suicida to Sheamus. Jey with Tequila Sunrise, but Cesaro rolls through and applies the Sharpshooter. Sheamus intercepts Jimmy with the Brogue Kick, and Jey taps at 18:54, leaving Sheamus and Cesaro as the Survivors. Sheamus won't shake Cesaro's hand, though. ***1/2 Way too rushed considering the amount of talent involved, but it was non-stop action except for the stupid chin-lock spot by the Shining Stars. I'm shocked the Usos and American Alpha didn't fight mid match, but Team Raw made up for it with the Club and Enzo and Cass, and the classic "partners who don't care for each other" in the European Invasion.
WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match:
Is it wrong to say I don't care about the Cruiserweight Division? If Kalisto wins, he brings the Cruiserweight DIVISION to Smackdown Live, not just the Championship. I guess that makes sense. After every match features a color scheme of red and blue, seeing purple is throwing me off. Kendrick gives an insincere handshake. Kalisto starts quick with a head scissors, and follows Kendrick to the floor with tope con hilo. Thank goodness Mauro is calling the action for this one. Kalisto with a springboard press for a near fall. Springboard shoulder tackle for another two count. Kendrick with a jumping heel kick and drifting back suplex for two. Kalisto avoids Sliced Bread #2, and Kendrick avoids Salida del Sol. They trade roll-ups for near falls. Kalisto sends Kendrick into the corner and hits a dropkick. Kendrick rolls him up, ramming Kalisto's head against the turnbuckle. He sandwiches Kalisto between the ring and the steps and makes the obvious next move.
Brian Kendrick © vs. Kalisto:
Back inside, Kendrick with a snap suplex for a two count. He hooks a modified chin-lock. Kalisto rallies to his feet, but Kendrick rolls with him to keep the hold applied. Kalisto escapes with an arm drag and lays into Kendrick with kicks. Kendrick grabs hold of the arm and uses the rope to clothesline Kalisto. Kalisto with a dropkick to knock Kendrick off the apron. They trade kicks until Kalisto shoves Kendrick into the post and takes him off the apron with a Spanish Fly to the floor! Kalisto rolls Kendrick back in the ring and covers for two. Kendrick rolls back to the floor, so Kalisto follows with a tope suicida. Kalisto to the top rope, but Kendrick straddles him across the top rope. Kendrick climbs up with him, but Kalisto fights him off and goes for the Salida del Sol. Kendrick goes to the eyes to block, takes Kalisto off the top and hooks the Captain's Hook. Kalisto goes for the rope, but Kendrick rolls him back. Kalisto makes one last stretch and grabs the rope to force a break. Kendrick with a sledge across the back. Charge to the corner is met with a boot. Kalisto unloads with kicks and drives a knee to the midsection. Kalisto with a Cartwheel fireman's carry and seated senton, followed by the Short-Rana. Salida del Sol, but Kendrick gets a foot on the bottom rope. Kalisto to the top rope, bur Corbin runs in, nails Kendrick, and plants Kalisto with End of Days to end the match at 11:43. Kendrick is officially awarded the match by DQ. *** I still don't care for Kendrick as the Champion of the Division, but everyone tonight has been working extra hard, even if we're not getting all-time classic matches. I knocked half-a-star off for the crap finish, even if it did make sense.
Kevin Owens, Roman Reigns, Chris Jericho, Seth Rollins, and Braun Strowman vs. A.J. Styles, Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton, Bray Wyatt, and Shane McMahon (w/ James Ellsworth):
Team Raw has won both Traditional Survivor Series matches, and only lost one match thus far. Either Smackdown goes over here, or they've done a good job slapping people in the face with "Raw is superior to Smackdown." Michael Cole stumbles over his Randy Orton fact, calling him a 4-time Sole Survivor... and 3-time winner? I'd like to know how that works. Maybe he meant he also won 3-times when he wasn't a Sole Survivor. Then he says Jericho's record is 3-0, and it's the 4th best all-time. Is that without a loss? Otherwise it's quite contradictory. I'm glad I stopped watching Raw.
Styles and Owens start. They go through a series of holds and counters. They trade blows, with Styles getting the better of it. Owen goes for the Powerbomb, unsuccessfully. Styles misses the Pele Kick and Owens avoids the Styles Clash. Jericho in to the best babyface pop of the night. Jericho with a side headlock and shoulder tackle. Crisscross and Styles with a dropkick. Jericho yells at Rollins for laughing and tags him in. Styles tags in Ambrose. They trade go-behinds and do their own sequence of counters. Dirty Deeds and the Pedigree both go unsuccessful. Jericho is back in to yell at Ambrose for ruining his $15,000 jacket. Ambrose teases the Lunatic Lariat but it's stuffed. Jericho with an enzuigiri for two. Ambrose takes exception to being slapped and pounds away in the corner. Shane tags in for the first time and unloads with some sorry looking punches. Whip to the ropes and Shane with a diving elbow. Shane with a pair of arm drags. Jericho gets a boot up on a charge and comes off the middle rope with a missile dropkick. Rollins willingly tags in and takes Shane over with a suplex for two. Reigns in for a Wish-Bone. He unloads with clotheslines in the corner. I see all the time was allotted for this match. Rollins with a fist from the top rope. Snap mare into a chin-lock. Shane fights free and tags out to Ambrose. He greets Owens with a clothesline and diving forearm. Owens counters the bulldog, and Ambrose counters the Cannonball. He sends Owens to the floor and tope suicida mostly misses, but Owens sells it anyway. Back inside, Owens with a Super-Kick. Ambrose counters the Pop-Up Powerbomb with a hurricanrana. Strowman tags himself in as we get a stand-off between both teams. BEDLAM! BEDLAM! Owens goes to the top rope and hits the somersault senton onto the pile. Shane goes up next, but Strowman shoves him back into the ring. Ambrose and Styles come to make the save. Styles with a diving forearm and Shane takes him over the top with a clothesline. Seth and Roman have a mini match with Styles and Ambrose with Team SD still standing tall. Styles and Ambrose start fighting each other. Strowman recovers and Power-Slams Ambrose for the 1st elimination at 16:05.
Strowman pulls Shane in from the apron. Shane peppers him with rights and lefts, but Strowman mostly no-sells it. Strowman blocks the Phenomenal Forearm and tosses Styles over the top rope. Orton tries for the RKO, but fails. Wyatt stands in Strowman's path and tries to manipulate him mentally. Strowman grabs Jericho, but turns his attention to Wyatt. Strowman with a dropkick, sending him to the floor. No, I didn't make that up. Orton out of nowhere with an RKO, dropping Strowman across the announcer's table, but not breaking it. WHERE'S THE COUNT-OUT?! Wyatt and Orton lay Strowman across the table, and Shane comes flying off the top rope with the big elbow drop. Rollins and Reigns wake up from their coma to fight with Wyatt and Orton. NOW THE REFEREE COUNTS. Styles physically puts Shane into the ring, and Strowman is Counted-Out at 21:19 (thanks to Ellsworth hooking his ankle from under the ring, preventing him from beating the count). Strowman gives chase and catches up to Ellsworth at the top of the ramp, then throws him off into a pile of tables. Still give him credit for the assist.
Back to the ring, and everyone is playing dead. Jericho covers Shane for a near fall. Owens in with short rights and a running senton for two. Jericho with a push-off dropkick for two. Jericho with a snap mare into a chin-lock. Shane teases a comeback, but misses a dropkick. Lionsault connects, but Shane cradles him for two. Jericho with the Code Breaker. Orton runs in and eats a Code Breaker, too. Jericho finally covers, but Shane kicks out at two. Jericho has a bloodied nose. Rollins stomps away. Rollins with a slam and Jericho comes off the top, missing a splash. Styles with the tag and nails Jericho with clotheslines. Diving forearm into the corner and a fireman's carry across the knee gets two. Jericho counters the Styles Clash, and Styles counters the Walls of Jericho with the Calf Crusher. Jericho slams Styles' head into the canvas to force a break. Jericho goes for the Walls again, but Styles cradles him for two. Styles with a flurry of strikes. Owen runs in with the List of Jericho and smashes Styles with it. Whip to the ropes and he connects with the Pop-Up Powerbomb. No bell rang, but its announced that Owens has been Disqualified at 29:30. Jericho sulks over the destruction of his List of Jericho, gathering the remains rather than going after Styles. Orton tags in and surprises him with an RKO OUT OF NOWHERE, and Jericho is gone at 30:27, leaving Roman and Rollins for Team Raw.
Rollins trades blows with Orton, but gets caught coming off the ropes with a snap Power-Slam for a near fall. Wyatt throws him into the corner and connects with an avalanche for a near fall. Rollins tries fighting out of the corner, but Orton straddles him across the top rope and takes him over with a Super-Plex. Reigns in with clotheslines to Styles. Orton whiffs on a clothesline and takes a Samoan drop. Samoan drop to Wyatt, Samoan drop to Styles. Reigns with the Niagara Driver for two. Styles counters the Superman Punch with an enzuigiri. Shane tags in, and might as well call for the bel now. Shane surprises Reigns with a DDT. He slams Rollins into his own knee and plants him with a spine-buster. Shane continues fighting and rams Reigns into the post. Shane makes the climb to the top rope for the Van Terminator, but Reigns pops up and nails him with a Spear. Referee counts two, but Shane's shoulder was never down. The referee checks on him and calls Shane unfit to continue at 37:11.
The remaining participants brawl on the floor while Shane is tended to, with Wyatt, Orton, and Styles in control. Wyatt with a running senton to Reigns for two. Reigns interrupts an avalanche with a jumping clothesline. Rollins tags in hot and nails Styles with a Block Buster. Rollins with a kick from the apron and springboard knee. He takes Wyatt out with tope suicida. Back inside, Rollins with a diving forearm into the corner. He sets Styles across the top rope, but Styles escapes and sweeps the leg. Styles goes to the top, but Rollins slows him with an enzuigiri. Rollins goes up again for a Super-Plex and Falcon Arrow combo, but Orton breaks the pin attempt. Rollins tosses Orton, but meets a forearm going for another dive. Orton drags him out for the draping DDT, but Reigns makes the rescue. Rollins and Reigns give each other the look and Reigns decides he wants to destroy the Spanish Announce Table instead of the Germans. Styles from behind to make the save. Ambrose returns to the ring and attacks Styles from behind. More referees and security come out to break things up, but it's not over yet. Rollins and Reigns attack the security to help Ambrose out and we have a SHIELD REUNION (for one night only) as they Triple Powerbomb Styles through the table! They roll Styles back inside, and Rollins covers him for three at 46:07.
We're down to Rollins and Reigns vs. Orton and Wyatt. Luke Harper shows up at ringside to create an unfair advantage and takes a shot from the remains of the Shield to allow Orton and Wyatt access to the ring. Harper sends Reigns into the post and lays him out with a Super-Kick, behind the back of the referee, of course. Rollins stops what he's doing to lay him out with a somersault plancha. Wyatt from behind with a roll up, but Rollins follows through and hits a Super-Kick. Rollins to the top rope but a Frog Splash is countered with an RKO OUT OF NOWHERE, and Wyatt covers for three at 49:36, leaving Reigns alone for Team Raw. Reigns hits Orton off the apron with a Superman Punch and sends him into the steps. Wyatt charges (as fast a winded man can go) and meets the barricade. Roman with the Drive-By on Wyatt. Harper misses a clothesline and eats a Spear. Wyatt pops up for Sister Abigail, but Roman blocks. Reigns with the Superman Punch. He sets up in the corner for the Spear. Orton takes the bullet, Wyatt hits Sister Abigail, and Team Smackdown wins at 53:00, with Wyatt and Orton as the Survivors. **** Hot action from bell-to-bell, but not without flaws. The referee allowing excessive brawling at ringside and still counting someone out was such a mess, and they probably could've trimmed this by 10 and given it to the tag teams, but again, everyone was working hard and this felt like what it was meant to be, a chaotic fight.
Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar (w/ Paul Heyman):
I forgot we've got another match to get through. I'm not expecting much from this, especially after re-watching their match at WrestleMania XX where Brock was more willing to do stuff more than a German suplex, and Goldberg wasn't pushing 50. This match is basically a commercial for WWE 2K17 (available on Sony and Microsoft gaming consoles now). Outside of one strong segment on the go-home episode of Raw, forgettable buildup. Goldberg looks to be in decent shape, considering his age and being out of wrestling for 12 years. Wait... why is there only 7-minutes left on the WWE Network counter for this event? Brock picks the legs and carries Goldberg into the corner. Goldberg shrugs it off and shoves Brock on his ass. Goldberg hits him with a Spear (out of nowhere). Goldberg with a second Spear. Jackhammer, and Brock is down and out at 1:27. Again, I'm not making this up. Goldberg just squashed Brock in less than 90-seconds.
OK, so you sacrifice the Undertaker's winning streak to put Brock Lesnar over, with the end game being Brock's next loss would put someone over huge. That someone turns out to be 49-year old Goldberg who likely won't be working many more matches. Way to go WWE, you just "Because WCW" yourself on that decision. I don't know how you can mess up such an easy game plan, but they did it. Putting over washed up, mostly retired workers, instead of using it to make a star NOW who can help sell tickets and merchandise more than 3 days out of the year. I guess Goldberg will be working future dates, so there's the explanation for putting him over Brock so decisively. Still would've liked a full-time, younger worker, getting the honors.
Final Thoughts: Outside of the Men's Survivor Series Match, this was a completely throwaway show, but it was a lot of fun, with everyone clearly bringing their A game, even if the star rating suggest otherwise. It's hard not to enjoy a wrestling show when everyone is going all out, and the crowd was hot for almost everything on the show except for the Cruiserweight Match. There's some booking choices I would've changed, like giving more time to the 10-on-10 Match and clipping a little off the 5-on-5 Men's, and jobbing Brock to Goldberg in 90-seconds.
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